Dota jokes?

1. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was bringing me an item.

2. Whats Phantom Assasains favorite phrase? Its OVER NINE THOUSAND!!

3. Why is VS such a bad Gank mate? Because if it goes wrong its your #$% in there instead of hers.

4. What did Doom sing when he used his ultimate on Treant? The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!

5.I was having a conversation with Juggernaut the other day, and I asked him what kind of rims he has for his car. He simply said “Spinners.”

6.You know you’re addicted to DOTA when…

- You confront someone larger than you and you shout “For Khaz Modan” thinking that you’ll grow larger.

- You set fire on the floor thinking that you’ll not burn and instead run and hit faster.

- You start buying bombs from the local stores and plant them all over your friend’s house with the paper sticked onto their door saying “Goblin Techies OWNS you”

- You start throwing a Hammer in a 100m race hoping it would stun him for 5 seconds

- You saw a lightning flash across the sky , you shout “GG Zeus !!”

- You wake up in the morning and say I’m awake, I’m awake

- You begin charging people around with a knife in your hand yelling BLINK STRIKE!

7.Yo mama is sooo fat, when pudge used meat hook, he got dragged to her!

8. Chuck Norris can never grab an illusion rune because there is no such thing as 3 Chuck Norris’.

9. When Chuck Norris walks over mines, the mines take damage.

10. Void can’t backtrack Chuck Norris, Because Chuck Norris goes back in time and hits him again.

11. Yo mama so fat she pushed top, mid and bottom lane at the same time.

12. Yo mama so stupid she denied the throne.

13. Yo mama so stupid when Nortrom killed her, he became mentally retarded!

14. Yo mama so stupid when Harbinger clicks his Ult she dies automatically.

and so on, and so forth. :) enjoy

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